Turkey has these giant boxes he likes to build forts with. These things are HUGE, easily taller than him and typically live in our attic.
Today we were home for a bit in the afternoon and out came the boxes... since it was the 3Hs today (hazy, hot and humid) and we only have AC units in the bedroom, I had fans in the living room where he was building. At dinner time I asked him to pick up the boxes as we were going to eat in there (it was cooler than the kitchen). Upon assessing his cleaning I noted he had one box left out. This is the actual, OK to the best of my recollection, conversation that followed:
Me: I see you forgot a box. Do you need help with it?
Turkey: No.
Me: OK, please pick it up then.
Turkey: I can't.
Me: Do you need help with the box?
Turkey: No.
Me: Why don't you pick it up then?
Turkey: Because you have a fan on top of it.
Me: So you do need help with the box.
Turkey: No, I need help with the fan.
In case you are wondering, I moved the fan and he moved the box.
Well, he was right ...
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