Last night I asked Turkey what he would like me to make him for breakfast for his first day of school, and he replied: "Two eggs over easy, pancakes, bacon and sausage." Good thing I have today off from work.
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Why, yes, that is turkey bacon (and turkey sausage).
And yes, he did insist on using all these separate plates. |
So that's what he got and that's what he ate; plus another one and a half sausages and another half a pancake with OJ and milk.
Apparently he has a hollow leg.
I hope his first day of 2nd grade, and all the schools days to follow are this fulfilling and wonderful for him.