Breakfast of Champions

Last night I asked Turkey what he would like me to make him for breakfast for his first day of school, and he replied: "Two eggs over easy, pancakes, bacon and sausage."  Good thing I have today off from work.

Why, yes, that is turkey bacon (and turkey sausage).
And yes, he did insist on using all these separate plates.

So that's what he got and that's what he ate; plus another one and a half sausages and another half a pancake with OJ and milk.  

Apparently he has a hollow leg.

I hope his first day of 2nd grade, and all the schools days to follow are this fulfilling and wonderful for him.