Sunday, August 14


Turkey likes to talk.  And I mean talk.  He will just talk and talk and talk, even if the person he's talking to has no interest in what he's talking about.  

Today on the way to and from the grocery he graced me with his conversational "skills".  Here are a few excerpts.

"What is the difference between murder and assassination?"  Does not wait for an answer.  "Why would John Wilkes Booth try and kill Abraham?"

"You know that Scoody Doo episode?  You know the one from season one where the theme song is "Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here are you. You're ready and you're willin'.  If we can count on you Scooby Doo, I know we'll catch that villian."  You know that one right?"

"I have a question.  No wait, maybe I have a comment.  I'm just not sure. Can I say what I am thinking?"

"So that new Lego set I got.  I think I built that super extra fast."

"How long will it take us to shop?  Can I time us?"

"When were the pyramids built?"  

"Pepere's in heaven with Uncle Wayne.  Does that mean he's making Uncle Wayne do work?  But Uncle Wayne has been there longer so maybe he's in charge of Pepere."

"How old was Ney-Ney when that other president was killed?  What's his name again?"

"How come some bad guys are called deadly-assassins if they aren't trying to kill presidents?"

"drdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrddrrddrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrrdrd"  That would be the sound of a machine gun.


Anonymous said...

how did you manage not to forget what you were in the grocery store for?

By: Kate Nadeau said...

A list... which Turkey made sure I stuck to.

Grumpy Grateful Mom said...

Those are some great lines. I think Turkey is very wise and hilarious. :)

Jess said...

I love it, it would be hard to answer some of those questions. He's going to learn in leaps and bounds like that

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